For That Guy You Love to Hate...

For That Guy You Love to Hate...

We've got a couple jokes this week about that guy you love to hate...

Here goes.

Have you heard the top 4 reasons to become a ref?

1. You love soccer, but can't quite understand the rules.
2. You have the strange desire to run aimlessly around in the wind, rain and snow.
3. You love the sound of verbal abuse.
4. You find it hard to make decisions -- and whenever you do -- you're always wrong.

Or have you heard this story?

...An Assistant Referee turns up for a game with both his ears bandaged up. "What happened to your ears?" asks the Referee. The Assistant Referee replies: "Yesterday I was ironing my Referee’s top when the phone rang. I accidentally answered the iron."

"That explains one ear, but what happened to the other one?" continues the Referee.

"Well - I had to call the doctor!" says the assistant referee.

How about one more?

...A young Referee was leaving the DRA’s office late one evening when he found the ARA standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the ARA, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young Referee. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the ARA as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

:)

Okay... well, that's enough of that!

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Have a great week!